We want to dampen the dumpster fire
Since we’re NOT part of the 1% billionaires who moor their super yachts next to large piles of gold, we’re forced to make a living in the modern hellscape known as late-stage capitalism, just like you. Thanks for playing in the system with us!
Because of this weird Squid Game-like money circus, we’ve decided to donate a portion of our profits every year to a charitable cause close to our cold, black hearts. It makes us want to spend less time crying in the shower, and more time making fun, pretty stuff for other people who like to laugh too.
In 2024 we donated $1 from every bracelet sold to the Canadian Cancer Society. And we’re doing it again in 2025. We may not be Jeff Bezos rich, but it’s better than doing bloody nothing, isn’t it?
About CCS
The Canadian Cancer Society funds high performance cancer research that improves cancer outcomes, advocates for health-protecting policies, and provides trusted information, resources, and support for those affected by cancer, their families, and caregivers.
That’s a heck of a lot nicer than selling silly bracelets, isn’t it?!