• A single crystal gemstone bracelet made of African jasper. An opaque, shiny mottling of moss and light green shades.
  • A black and white card describing African jasper gemstone to embrace new beginnings and bold change.
  • A single crystal gemstone bracelet made of African jasper, positioned on a hand adorned with two silver rings.
  • A crystal aquamarine gemstone bracelet on a white background. There is a square, yellow jewellery pouch and a black and white card describing the benefits of the gemstone. There are delicate shadows made by a palm frond.
  • A closeup shot of a stack of green, black, and multicoloured crystal gemstone bracelets on a hand with light pink nail polish.
  • The back of a woman with long dark hair. She has her hands raised over her head with plentiful stacks of colourful crystal gemstone bracelets on each wrist. The background is a bright periwinkle blue.
  • Three coloured crystal gemstone bracelets positioned on white blocks. Two green, and one black. There is a palm foliage shadow dappling light across the display.
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A New, Fresh Hell

A New, Fresh Hell

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African Jasper

Embrace new beginnings & bold change

Leave the dumpster fire of the past behind and surge forward with a renewed vigor for fucking things up in your own unique and special way.

Details

~10mm round African jasper beads strung on stretch cord.

African jasper is an opaque, shiny mottling of moss and light green shades.

These snarky trinkets are made with real gemstones, so like photos on a dating app, slight variances in appearance are considered part of their inherent beauty. It’s like body positivity but for rocks.

Each bracelet comes packaged in either a pink or yellow pouch. If you have a preference, please specify in the cart notes because we truly want to make you happy but can’t read minds.

Sizing

SM fits a wrist that measures 14-16 cm or 5.5-6.2”. LX fits a wrist 16-18 cm or 6.2-7.0”.

If you’re somewhere in-between, we recommend sizing up for a looser fit. Need help? Visit our FAQ for sizing tips.

Care

These beauties are made of semi-precious gemstones which means they’re susceptible to damage from chemicals, water, and abrasion. Just pop them off when you’re doing things like washing dishes or curling up in the fetal position in the shower. Use a soft cloth if they need a dust. Treat them with the love and care you’d show your Beanie Baby tags in 1998 and they’ll remind you of our black humour for ages.

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