• A single crystal gemstone bracelet made of amethyst. A semi-transparent, shiny deep purple.
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Amethyst

This product description used to contain a humourous (subjective), satire-laden anecdote about “magical crystals”, however the morons running Meta have negated to empower their help desk support employees with the ability to utilize their critical thinking skills, and as such this is the only product from our entire lineup of snarky apocalypse bracelets that was rejected from their commerce platform API due to “violating medical and healthcare products prohibited content” which includes “contact lenses, reading and prescription glasses, thermometers, testing kits for medical conditions or diseases, first-aid kits, and breast pumps, medical products or services, cosmetic procedures including, but not limited to, dermal fillers and Botox, injectable products and intravenous services, products, including food or drinks, that make health or medical claims, infant and adult nutritional formula, and nicotine patches and nicotine gum”….but not rude irony bracelets made of rocks. So instead of a funny description, you’re reading a pointless, SEO-ruining rant because brands are stuck in the icy chokehold of the black hole known as social media - a necessary evil for brands into which they must hurl themselves. Woohoo!

Details

~10mm round amethyst beads strung on stretch cord.

Amethyst is a semi-transparent, shiny deep purple.

These snarky trinkets are made with real gemstones, so like photos on a dating app, slight variances in appearance are considered part of their inherent beauty. It’s like body positivity but for rocks.

Sizing

SM fits a wrist that measures 14-16 cm or 5.5-6.2”. LX fits a wrist 16-18 cm or 6.2-7.0”.

If you’re somewhere in-between, we recommend sizing up for a looser fit. Need help? Visit our FAQ for sizing tips.

Care

These beauties are made of semi-precious gemstones which means they’re susceptible to damage from chemicals, water, and abrasion. Just pop them off when you’re doing things like washing dishes or curling up in the fetal position in the shower. Use a soft cloth if they need a dust. Treat them with the love and care you’d show your Beanie Baby tags in 1998 and they’ll remind you of our black humour for ages.

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