• Three crystal gemstone bracelets on a white background. They are a mixture of purple, dark blue, and black colours.
  • A green coloured background with a white card bearing the description of a crystal gemstone bracelet, and a round bead black tourmaline bracelet, positioned below and to the right of the card.
  • A pink coloured background with a white card bearing the description of a crystal gemstone bracelet, and a round bead lapis lazuli bracelet, positioned below and to the right of the card.
  • A yellow coloured background with a white card bearing the description of a crystal gemstone bracelet, and a round bead plum blossom tourmaline bracelet, positioned below and to the right of the card.
  • A single crystal gemstone bracelet made of lapis lazuli, positioned on a hand adorned with two silver rings.
  • Three coloured crystal gemstone bracelets positioned on white blocks. Two green, and one black. There is a palm foliage shadow dappling light across the display.
  • A crystal amethyst gemstone bracelet on a white background. There is a square, yellow jewellery pouch and a black and white card describing the benefits of the gemstone. There are delicate shadows made by a palm frond.
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Decorative Nihilism

Decorative Nihilism

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Chill, Mate (Size)
Not Today, Satan (Size)
This Is Fine...🔥 (Size)

When The Handmaid’s Tale and Fahrenheit 451 start to read more like documentaries than futuristic dystopian fiction, it’s time to apply pseudoscience crystal jewellery satire to the situation at hand. 

Each bracelet comes individually packaged with its own story card you can light on fire when the inevitable collapse of all social, economic, and physical infrastructure systems occurs, and you’ve run out of fuel to keep yourself warm.

Details

Embrace the permacrisis with…

Not Today, Satan (~10mm black tourmaline beads)
This Is Fine...🔥 (~6mm lapis lazuli beads)
Chill, Mate (~10mm plum blossom tourmaline beads)

Each bracelet is made is made of semi-precious gemstone beads that are perfectly equipped to support staring off into blank space.

Sizing

SM fits a wrist that measures 14-16cm/5.5-6.2”. LX fits a wrist 16-18cm/6.2-7.0”. If you’re somewhere in-between, we recommend sizing up for a looser fit.

Care

Even in the midst of apocalyptic nightmares, your jewellery deserves as much attention as your existential dread. Remove when swimming, showering, or drowning in a sea of chaotic thoughts. (Actually that last activity is fine as long as it doesn’t involve any water.)

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