• A single crystal gemstone bracelet made of peach, white, and grey moonstone. An opaque, shiny mixture of milky, peach, and light grey tones with subtle flash.
  • A black and white card describing peach, white, and grey moonstone to channel feminine energy, intuition, and divine wisdom.
  • A single crystal gemstone bracelet made of moonstone, positioned on a hand with one gold ring and bright red nail polish.
  • A hand with bright red nails wearing 3 different pink, yellow, and white crystal gemstone bracelets. The background is bright pink with a hard shadow to the right.
  • A crystal red fire hematoid quartz gemstone bracelet on a white background. There is a square, pink jewellery pouch and a black and white card describing the benefits of the gemstone. There are delicate shadows made by a palm frond.
  • Three crystal gemstone bracelets positioned on white blocks. They are purple, cream, peach, and grey coloured. There is a palm foliage shadow dappling light across the display.
  • A woman with dark hair is smiling and wears a white shirt. The background is pink. She faces to the right, hands near her face, and wears several brightly coloured crystal gemstone bead bracelets.
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Fuck The Patriarchy

Fuck The Patriarchy

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Peach, White, & Grey Moonstone

Channel feminine energy, intuition, & divine wisdom

It’s a known fact that a single, pink cupcake on International Women’s Day can magically rectify the multigenerational damage caused by centuries of misogyny and gender discrimination.

Details

~10mm round peach, white, and grey moonstone beads strung on stretch cord.

These moonstone beads are an opaque, shiny mixture of milky, peach, and light grey tones with subtle flash.

These snarky trinkets are made with real gemstones, so like photos on a dating app, slight variances in appearance are considered part of their inherent beauty. It’s like body positivity but for rocks.

Each bracelet comes packaged in either a pink or yellow pouch. If you have a preference, please specify in the cart notes because we truly want to make you happy but can’t read minds.

Sizing

SM fits a wrist that measures 14-16 cm or 5.5-6.2”. LX fits a wrist 16-18 cm or 6.2-7.0”.

If you’re somewhere in-between, we recommend sizing up for a looser fit. Need help? Visit our FAQ for sizing tips.

Care

These beauties are made of semi-precious gemstones which means they’re susceptible to damage from chemicals, water, and abrasion. Just pop them off when you’re doing things like washing dishes or curling up in the fetal position in the shower. Use a soft cloth if they need a dust. Treat them with the love and care you’d show your Beanie Baby tags in 1998 and they’ll remind you of our black humour for ages.

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