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Internal Rage

Internal Rage

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Blue Angelite

Manifest higher consciousness & self-reflection

Dial the boiling point of existential crisis down to a relaxed simmer, and master the art of deep breathing and internal screaming. And cleaning blood stains from carpet.

Details

~10mm round blue angelite beads strung on stretch cord.

Blue angelite is a fully opaque, shiny light blue.

These snarky trinkets are made with real gemstones, so like photos on a dating app, slight variances in appearance are considered part of their inherent beauty. It’s like body positivity but for rocks.

Each bracelet comes packaged in either a pink or yellow pouch. If you have a preference, please specify in the cart notes because we truly want to make you happy but can’t read minds.

Sizing

SM fits a wrist that measures 14-16 cm or 5.5-6.2”. LX fits a wrist 16-18 cm or 6.2-7.0”.

If you’re somewhere in-between, we recommend sizing up for a looser fit. Need help? Visit our FAQ for sizing tips.

Care

These beauties are made of semi-precious gemstones which means they’re susceptible to damage from chemicals, water, and abrasion. Just pop them off when you’re doing things like washing dishes or curling up in the fetal position in the shower. Use a soft cloth if they need a dust. Treat them with the love and care you’d show your Beanie Baby tags in 1998 and they’ll remind you of our black humour for ages.

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