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Red Flag Parade

Red Flag Parade

Regular price $25
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Rose Quartz

Receive love, compassion, & relationship harmony

If they want to talk to you, see you, or fuck you, they will. Swap your rose tinted shades for a cool, tall glass of realism and stay hydrated, friend.

Details

~10mm round rose quartz beads strung on stretch cord.

Rose Quartz is semi opaque, shiny delicate light pink.

These snarky trinkets are made with real gemstones, so like photos on a dating app, slight variances in appearance are considered part of their inherent beauty. It’s like body positivity but for rocks.

Each bracelet comes packaged in either a pink or yellow pouch. If you have a preference, please specify in the cart notes because we truly want to make you happy but can’t read minds.

Sizing

SM fits a wrist that measures 14-16 cm or 5.5-6.2”. LX fits a wrist 16-18 cm or 6.2-7.0”.

If you’re somewhere in-between, we recommend sizing up for a looser fit. Need help? Visit our FAQ for sizing tips.

Care

These beauties are made of semi-precious gemstones which means they’re susceptible to damage from chemicals, water, and abrasion. Just pop them off when you’re doing things like washing dishes or curling up in the fetal position in the shower. Use a soft cloth if they need a dust. Treat them with the love and care you’d show your Beanie Baby tags in 1998 and they’ll remind you of our black humour for ages.

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