• A single crystal gemstone bracelet made of malachite. An opaque, shiny bright green with thin, ultra-dark green banding.
  • A black and white card describing malachite gemstone to realize personal growth and transformation.
  • A single crystal gemstone bracelet made of malachite, positioned on a hand with one gold ring and bright red nail polish.
  • A crystal selenite gemstone bracelet on a white background. There is a square, pink jewellery pouch and a black and white card describing the benefits of the gemstone. There are delicate shadows made by a palm frond.
  • A vertical stack of 8 green crystal gemstone bracelets, positioned on a white block.
  • The back of a woman with long dark hair. She has her hands raised over her head with plentiful stacks of colourful crystal gemstone bracelets on each wrist. The background is a bright periwinkle blue.
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So Long, Trent

So Long, Trent

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Size

Malachite

Realize personal growth & transformation

Some days self care looks like rage quitting the job that has slowly destroyed your mental health, one toxic meeting at a time. Sign that resignation letter and pop the champagne. It’s time.

Details

~10mm round malachite beads strung on stretch cord.

Malachite is an opaque, shiny bright green with thin, ultra-dark green banding.

These snarky trinkets are made with real gemstones, so like photos on a dating app, slight variances in appearance are considered part of their inherent beauty. It’s like body positivity but for rocks.

Each bracelet comes packaged in either a pink or yellow pouch. If you have a preference, please specify in the cart notes because we truly want to make you happy but can’t read minds.

Sizing

SM fits a wrist that measures 14-16 cm or 5.5-6.2”. LX fits a wrist 16-18 cm or 6.2-7.0”.

If you’re somewhere in-between, we recommend sizing up for a looser fit. Need help? Visit our FAQ for sizing tips.

Care

These beauties are made of semi-precious gemstones which means they’re susceptible to damage from chemicals, water, and abrasion. Just pop them off when you’re doing things like washing dishes or curling up in the fetal position in the shower. Use a soft cloth if they need a dust. Treat them with the love and care you’d show your Beanie Baby tags in 1998 and they’ll remind you of our black humour for ages.

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