• A single crystal gemstone bracelet made of sodalite. An opaque, shiny, rich, dark blue.
  • A black and white card describing sodalite gemstone to enhance communication and rational thought.
  • A single crystal gemstone bracelet made of sodalite, positioned on a hand adorned with a silver ring and light pink nail polish.
  • A closeup shot of a stack of blue and pastel crystal gemstone bracelets on a hand with bright red nail polish.
  • A crystal black tourmaline gemstone bracelet on a white background. There is a square, pink jewellery pouch and a black and white card describing the benefits of the gemstone. There are delicate shadows made by a palm frond.
  • Three blue crystal gemstone bracelets of various shades positioned on white blocks. There is a palm foliage shadow dappling light across the display.
  • A wide shot of a woman with her hands on her hip. She has light pink nail polish and wears several blue coloured crystal gemstone bracelets on each wrist, and a silver ring.
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Sodalite

Enhance communication & rational thought

Erect some barriers against the lunacy of others. Ideal candidates include flat earthers, climate change deniers, and those who believe apricot kernels can cure cancer.

Details

~10mm round sodalite beads strung on stretch cord.

Sodalite is an opaque, shiny, rich, dark blue.

These snarky trinkets are made with real gemstones, so like photos on a dating app, slight variances in appearance are considered part of their inherent beauty. It’s like body positivity but for rocks.

Each bracelet comes packaged in either a pink or yellow pouch. If you have a preference, please specify in the cart notes because we truly want to make you happy but can’t read minds.

Sizing

SM fits a wrist that measures 14-16 cm or 5.5-6.2”. LX fits a wrist 16-18 cm or 6.2-7.0”.

If you’re somewhere in-between, we recommend sizing up for a looser fit. Need help? Visit our FAQ for sizing tips.

Care

These beauties are made of semi-precious gemstones which means they’re susceptible to damage from chemicals, water, and abrasion. Just pop them off when you’re doing things like washing dishes or curling up in the fetal position in the shower. Use a soft cloth if they need a dust. Treat them with the love and care you’d show your Beanie Baby tags in 1998 and they’ll remind you of our black humour for ages.

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