Shiny beads. Dark humour.

Magical satire crystals for the modern apocalypse.

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A vertical stack of 8 crystal gemstone bracelets of different colours, positioned on a white block.
A single crystal gemstone bracelet made of peach, white, and grey moonstone. An opaque, shiny mixture of milky, peach, and light grey tones with subtle flash.

Fuck The Patriarchy

Fuck The Patriarchy

$27
$27
A hand with bright red nails wearing 3 different green coloured crystal gemstone bracelets. The background is bright green with a hard shadow to the right.

Workplace Trauma

Sub liquor for coffee 

Workplace Trauma

A wide shot of woman with long dark hair wearing a black top and jeans, smiles. She has her gaze cast downwards and rests her hand on her shoulder. She is wearing one pink and two purple coloured crystal gemstone bracelets.

Add a little sunshine

Need a splash of optimism? Browse our Inspire collection for a dose of dopamine.

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Three blue crystal gemstone bracelets of various shades positioned on white blocks. There is a palm foliage shadow dappling light across the display.

Dampen the dumpster fire

In an effort to stop the world from going full dumpster fire, we donate a portion of our profits from every sale to charitable causes that actually do some good in the world.

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